Wednesday, July 20, 2005
i know i'm so going to regret this post cos there are going to be some pple making fun of me.. but oh wells i think it's quite a funny one to put up. so here goes....
u all know abt the pacific ring of fire right? the chain of volcanoes the encircles the basin of the pacific ocean. (for more info please look it up on wikipedia) yeah and so if u connect the dots (ie the volcanoes) u form a ring. well this morning when i woke up... and might i say that i overslept for my 3rd lect of the week!! how can!?!?! i'm sorely disappointed in myself. argh!!!
pacific ring of fire
anyways, i digress... so as i was typing... i was in the toilet and brushing my teeth when i looked into the mirror. my eyes grew wide with horror and then interest as i saw on my forehead a mini phenomenon. not the fact that my skin has decided to breakout again (like it always does when i get back here... ), my skin apparently loves humidity and pollution and my hair loves the water in sg rather than the water here.. don't ask me why cos I DON'T KNOW! i decided to connect the dots (ie my qing chun duos)

L is for LOSER
okie played around with the contrast and brightness a bit.. heh not a very clear pic (it's better that way) but u get the idea. if any of u guys are bored can always print it out and play connect the dots. used to have many more till u can play minesweeper on my forehead. so it's official i'm a loser. even my body thinks so.
oh this is so sad... ridiculing myself on my own blog for the entertainment of others. please treat me with care.. i'm a loser.. i have a fragile mental state. i'm not popular and i'm boring! what a huge ass L man... think my body hates me as well.. cos i'm a loser.. L.O.S.E.R! (say it like how ace ventura says it!)
4 leaping turtles:
My granny handed down this family secret cure to me for “Teen Beans” aka Pimples aka Qing chun dous
1)Placed a slab of butter on offending “Teen Beans”
2)Cover with Aluminum foil ( Don’t use those Black and Gold Brands)
3)Clingwrap and wrap a few layers around ya forehead.
4)Put forehead or affected area into boiling water
5)Sprinkle some cocoa powder and add cinnamon sticks
6)Viola! Water turns into healthy Black Bean soup desert.
7)Served while hot
8)Pimples are removed
Disclaimer: I will not bear any responsibility if the bean soup turns out offending or forehead suffer 2nd degree burns, whichever comes first…
hahahahahahah!!!! thanx for the secret cure! :) right now i think the pimples have gone down abit.. so shall attempt this when i get another outbreak. :)
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